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There was a time when I thought of Kathy Griffin as an unnecessarily mean gossip columnist doing stand-up (and not very well). When I was told she has a huge gay following I liked to think it was just 1 fat guy. This is mostly because all I saw of Kathy Griffin was on the news after she dis something awfully irreverent. BOY, WAS I WRONG! This chick is hilarious if you give her half a chance. 

I should preface that her comedy is unarguably mean, but that shouldn’t be mistaken for mean-spirited. Don’t watch any of her stuff (or read on) if you’re going to be offended by gay stories, pro-left/anti-right political prejudice, celebrity bullying, or curly language. That is her act.

Kathy Griffin, unlike a lot of stand-ups, tells stories about celebrities, bad TV-Shows, politicians and gay friends - specific things that we know about and (sorta) care about, not just mildy humorous joke about air-plane food. She has me laughing in hysterics every time I pick up her book or watch her shows. We constantly hear new stories about what celebrities she’s run into and how much they hate her for speaking out of school, we hear about her alcoholic mother, we hear about her battle with the Palins, we hear about the idiots in whichever new reality TV show she’s addicted to, and we hear all about ways she’s made a tit of herself.

Everybody who hasn’t been already turned off by my warnings - switch over to Youtube and check her out! If you like her, she’s got a book out that’s really, really funny! Get into her!!!

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Last night I was taken to The Grey Hound in St Kilda to see Boylesque. I was not impressed by the club its self: it seems a bit like a Sydney Kings Cross club - doesn’t really suit me too much. The show, though, was mind-blowing! The men were super good looking but that was not the best bit! The costumes are ornate and fabulous. The choreography was fantastic. The music they chose was perfect. The gymnastics was superb.

It was 30 minutes of captivating performance and I recommend it for all fags and their hags/stags. 

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If you’re a gay man in Melbourne and not too in to the ridiculous Prahran scene, come up to Richmond and give DTs a go! It’s not catered towards the 3am crowd so don’t come expecting Cascada’s latest remix and fluoro sunglasses, but they’ve got great bartenders, cheap-ish drinks, good music and a really nice crowd. Leave your twinks at home - everyone is friendly at DTs, no bitches allowed. Not to mention it’s MOLLY MELDRUM’s local! 

They’ve got things on most nights, but I usually hit it up on Friday nights (where they have a BBQ with awesome salads with procedes going to some LGBT charity) and Saturday nights (where they have a hilarious drag queen do stand up and a few lip-syncing shows)

It’s my absolute favorite place to go out in Melbourne and it’s walking distance to The Peel and Sircuit if you want to turn a few pub drinks into a big night out.

Ladies and straights are welcome, but probably wont get any of the jokes - definitely catered towards gay men born in the 70’s and 80’s.

CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE HERE

GOOGLE MAPS REFERENCE HERE

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Beautiful People is a FABULOUS BBC sitcom based in Reading in the 90s and follows a young Simon Doonan (a super camp 13 year-old) and his best friend Kylie (self-namedafter Kylie Minogue). It is an explosion of über-gay 90s references and cliches and is a treat to watch. The juxtaposition of 2 gay best friends with Spice Girl school bags against the grey backdrop of Reading is really quite funny, but also quite confronting when you realize with 10-12% of the population being gay, there would have had to have been some gay kids growing up in exactly this fashion!

Don’t watch if you’re going to be put off by camp humor - that’s not all Beautiful People has to offer, but it does do it spectacularly well! There is a more meaningful side of the series, as the boys strive to get out of Reading to London to live amongst “the beautiful people” they realize no matter how unfashionable and seemingly-homophobic their families may be they’re pretty beautiful people too.

Every gay man that grew up in the 90s needs to watch this!